My ONE “dude i’m allowed to sleep with other than my husband when I get married” just did an interview where he said the following:

“The weird [comments online] are when someone says, “My husband says I could sleep with you,” like it’s a rule. First, it’s weird that I’ve been talked about in bedrooms. That’s just uncomfortable on a lot of levels, but the fact that he’ll let you do it is even weirder, and the fact that you think I’m actually going to do it is beyond. But I guess I’ll take it as a compliment.”

I’M PISSED.