December 2009
27 posts
"Have you ever had shoes without laces?"
-Jonye West
“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough – to get the...”
– Russell Brand
“I don’t even know what to say about that dress. It’s as though Frederick’s of...”
– My fab coworker “Jessica Bartlett”, upon being shown a picture of my ex boyfriend’s wife’s wedding dress.
“Apple interrupted a funeral I was at this weekend to tell us that a new version...”
– jordanrubin (via twitter)
“I’m not gonna kiss you cuz you have throw-up breath”
– Snooki a.k.a Snickers, MTV’s Jersey Shore
“If a girls a slut, I mean, she should be abused.”
– Angelina “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island”- MTV’s Jersey Shore
WatchThis is absolutely insane! There’s a small German community in Brazil with a rate of twins 1000% above the global average. Many of these twins are blond-haired and blue-eyed. In Nazi Mystery: Twins from Brazil, National Geographic Explorer investigates this phenomenon.
One scientist believes it’s the result of escaped Nazi scientist Joseph Mengele, who may have continued his...
“If you don’t send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad for him.”
– Rihanna
How to lose friends and alienate people
Me: i hope s/t bad happens to him
Me: like he gets an STD
Me: that deforms his face
Me: is that mean?
Julia: yeah thats very mean
Julia: i dont want that to happen to anybody
Me: hmm, oh well
Julia is now idle.