November 2010
5 posts
October 2010
2 posts
July 2010
3 posts
April 2010
2 posts
I'M NOT CRAZY!!!
Throughout my life, I’ve always had this strange reaction to drinking Poland Spring water- “It tastes like carrots!”. Of course, everyone tells me I’m crazy. Today, while drinking the aformentioned water, I decided I cant be the only one who feels this way, and after a quick google search, I feel validated!
HA- WORLD- I AM NOT CRAZY!
Proof:
March 2010
1 post
ONE EJACULATION CONTAINS THE SAME AMOUNT OF... →
gangers:
shorterexcerpts:
barelysarcasm:
misssilk:(fyi)
I can’t stress enough how important this is for all the ladies to know.
#staying healthy
If no one’s created a t-shirt (or boxers/boxer briefs) that has a giant “Nutritional Information” label with this information on it…um, I just patented the idea.
Just for the record, women won’t buy into the nutritional benefits until you also...
February 2010
3 posts
January 2010
9 posts
December 2009
27 posts
"Have you ever had shoes without laces?"
-Jonye West
“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough – to get the...”
– Russell Brand
“I don’t even know what to say about that dress. It’s as though Frederick’s of...”
– My fab coworker “Jessica Bartlett”, upon being shown a picture of my ex boyfriend’s wife’s wedding dress.
“Apple interrupted a funeral I was at this weekend to tell us that a new version...”
– jordanrubin (via twitter)
“I’m not gonna kiss you cuz you have throw-up breath”
– Snooki a.k.a Snickers, MTV’s Jersey Shore
“If a girls a slut, I mean, she should be abused.”
– Angelina “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island”- MTV’s Jersey Shore
WatchThis is absolutely insane! There’s a small German community in Brazil with a rate of twins 1000% above the global average. Many of these twins are blond-haired and blue-eyed. In Nazi Mystery: Twins from Brazil, National Geographic Explorer investigates this phenomenon.
One scientist believes it’s the result of escaped Nazi scientist Joseph Mengele, who may have continued his...
